GEEK THEORY PODCAST - Sassy Lesbian Bond

We are back to finish our top assassin chat. David reveals Disneys hold over his destiny, mostly through monthly fees and merchandising. Alex has to slowly explain the synopsis of Crank to a man who basically hasn't seen more than two new films a year, ever. Gavin gets Crank explained to him slowly, then misinterprets what good bone magic is.

We also get into Dungeons and Dragons (for Gavin is a dummy) and there's a distinct cry for a new Bond. Enjoy. ;)

GEEK THEORY PODCAST - From the Studio that Didn't Even Bring You New Mutants

This week, we're discussing our favourite assassins. Gavin starts things off by expressing his deep-seated suspicion of every bald person he sees. David wonders what it would be like if whales got more involved with the general narrative while blinking an obscene amount. Alex decides it would be best to put all his mistakes in the past, then going back to the past to kill those mistakes. To each their own.

We also catch up on the topic of bees, Speed, Keanu Reeves' secret movie list of the past 5 years and SO MUCH MORE! Believe it! Enjoy! ;)

GEEK THEORY PODCAST - Battle Royale 4: Multiversal Master Chef of Madness

This is it folks, the topic we've inevitably been building to for the last two years; our top food.

This week, Alex, David and Gavin discuss their favourite starters, mains and deserts while under the close scrutiny of a God-like Greg Wallace. Welcome to the Battle Royale... with cheese. Enjoy. ;)

(Disclaimer: We talk about a LOT of meat, so be warned. Also, don't listen to this on an empty stomach. We will not be legally held responsible for any resulting hangry riots)